12 Days of Pickleball Christmas

 Keith, from Gig Harbor, WA, just whipped up this fun poem for you to enjoy:

12 Days of Pickleball Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A pickleball in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five golden blings!
Four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six geezers playing—five golden blings—
Four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven studs a swinging, six geezers playing—five golden blings—four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight dames a dropping, seven studs a swinging: six geezers playing—five golden blings—four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true gave to me:
Nine ladies looping, eight dames a dropping, seven studs a swinging: six geezers playing—five golden blings—four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.On the tenth day of Christmas, my true gave to me:Ten lords a lunging, nine ladies looping, eight dames a dropping, seven studs a swinging: six geezers playing—five golden blings—four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:Eleven picklers paddling, ten lords a lunging, nine ladies looping, eight dames a dropping, seven studs a swinging: six geezers playing—five golden blings—four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve dinkers dinking, eleven picklers paddling, ten lords a lunging, nine ladies looping, eight dames a dropping, seven studs a swinging: six geezers playing—five golden blings—four calling nerds, three bench hens, two overheads—and a pickleball in a pear tree!